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Five hours

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Well, then good news! It's a suppository.…

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I like cooking too

Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I had more, but you go ahead. No, she'll probably make me do it. In your time, yes,…

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Give a little credit

And then the battle's not so bad? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Dear God, they'll be killed on…

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And then the battle’s not so bad?

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I'm a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I…

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Every other day it’s food

I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Say what? You won't have…

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I found what I need

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I'm a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I…

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It’s like pimping

And then the battle's not so bad? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Dear God, they'll be killed on…

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Oh, all right

And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. I can explain. It's…

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It doesn’t look so shiny to me

Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Eeeee! Now…

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I decline the title of Iron Cook

Hey there where ya goin', not exactly knowin', who says you have to call just one place home. He's goin' everywhere, B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear. Knight Rider,…

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